The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix – Review

Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the ’90s about a women’s book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a blood-sucking fiend.

Patricia Campbell had always planned for a big life, but after giving up her career as a nurse to marry an ambitious doctor and become a mother, Patricia’s life has never felt smaller. The days are long, her kids are ungrateful, her husband is distant, and her to-do list is never really done. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a group of Charleston mothers united only by their love for true-crime and suspenseful fiction. In these meetings, they’re more likely to discuss the FBI’s recent siege of Waco as much as the ups and downs of marriage and motherhood.

But when an artistic and sensitive stranger moves into the neighborhood, the book club’s meetings turn into speculation about the newcomer. Patricia is initially attracted to him, but when some local children go missing, she starts to suspect the newcomer is involved. She begins her own investigation, assuming that he’s a Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy. What she uncovers is far more terrifying, and soon she–and her book club–are the only people standing between the monster they’ve invited into their homes and their unsuspecting community.

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Thank you so much to Edelweiss for the opportunity to read this ARC! I first saw the cover on Instagram, and before I even knew who wrote it, I knew I had to read it. The title alone drew me in; I grew up obsessing over vampires, so much so that I was one for Halloween six years in a row. I’m also from Alabama, which is a quintessential fictional southern state, a la Fried Green Tomatoes. Then I noticed the art. Something about the imagery of fang marks on a ripe peach hyped me up, but the greatest discovery came when I looked beneath it all and saw the name Grady Hendrix. I’ve spent the last year reading his works, of which my favorite has always been Horrorstor, but after finishing Southern Book Club, I can say it has been replaced. Hendrix has created a vampire story unlike any I’ve ever read, but beyond that, he has immortalized the iron will and lion’s heart of southern women.

I mention this in many of my reviews, but I am a sucker (pun INTENDED!) for novels with unique and interesting lore. Hendrix took vampires of old and handpicked enough telltale signs for our heroines to see their mysterious neighbor for what he was, but gave him some new and traumatizing additions. One of these is a proboscis-like appendage that he feeds with instead of the romanticized fangs of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame. James Harris is a compelling villain, and I found myself attempting to resist his charm as much as the ladies in the Old Village did. That being said, I loved the fact that the women were eventually able to see through his veneer, whereas the men in the story fell for this man hook, line, and sinker. It speaks to the innate greed and hunger for power these characters felt, while their female counterparts struggle with self respect, individuality, and regret. This book is set in the 90s, my birth decade. A good bit of time has passed since then, but women are still working their way out from under the shadow of men. I thought this story did a beautiful job of showing this constant battle, and Hendrix did right by the women in his life.

I can’t express how lovely the relationships between these characters were. The women are all a pack of stone cold weirdos, and I felt right at home with them. I could see myself in Grace’s living room, eating a cheese plate while discussing the Manson murders. I could feel Slick staring at me, trying to decide whether or not she wanted to ask me to go to church with her on Sunday. I could hear Kitty’s laugh, could smell Maryellen’s perfume. But most of all, I could feel Patricia’s discontent. Her life was nothing like she thought it would be, but she found solace within her circle. In the end, they truly may have saved each other from a supernatural monster, but underneath it all, they also saved each other from the caged lives they had been living. There is so much character growth that happens within these pages. These women are so diverse and each have something in their lives that they wish they could change, and their weekly book club gives them a chance to escape it all. Even between spooky parts, this novel held my attention because I genuinely cared for these women.

Speaking of spooky parts, Hendrix delivers yet another tale that will keep me up at night. Whether it’s vermin, corpses, stalking, or having your ear gnawed on by an old lady; this book has a fear for everyone. My jaw was on the floor multiple times, and just as soon as I’d pick it up, my skin would prickle in gooseflesh at something else. I was literally on the edge of my seat as I waited to see if the women would get caught, namely Patricia, as they snuck around doing detective work. I cringed at the body horror and reveled in the mastery Hendrix shows in his craft. I know it’s early in the year, but this may well be my favorite of the genre for 2020. It is a compelling horror story and does not rely on any gimmick or cheap thrill to get its scares. It is a perfect addition to Hendrix’s glowing repertoire, and I would recommend this to any of my friends who are as obsessed with horror as I am, but even those who aren’t. At the end of the day, this is about a group of nice southern ladies, but as Slick says– there ain’t nothin’ nice about southern ladies.

5/5 stars

We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix – Review

A new novel of supernatural horror (and pop culture) from the author of Horrorstor, My Best Friend’s Exorcism, and Paperbacks from Hell.

In the 1990s, heavy metal band Dürt Würk was poised for breakout success — but then lead singer Terry Hunt embarked on a solo career and rocketed to stardom as Koffin, leaving his fellow bandmates to rot in rural Pennsylvania.

Two decades later, former guitarist Kris Pulaski works as the night manager of a Best Western – she’s tired, broke, and unhappy. Everything changes when she discovers a shocking secret from her heavy metal past: Turns out that Terry’s meteoric rise to success may have come at the price of Kris’s very soul.

This revelation prompts Kris to hit the road, reunite with the rest of her bandmates, and confront the man who ruined her life. It’s a journey that will take her from the Pennsylvania rust belt to a Satanic rehab center and finally to a Las Vegas music festival that’s darker than any Mordor Tolkien could imagine. A furious power ballad about never giving up, even in the face of overwhelming odds, We Sold Our Souls is an epic journey into the heart of a conspiracy-crazed, paranoid country that seems to have lost its very soul…where only a girl with a guitar can save us all.

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Thank you so much to Netgalley for the copy of this book in exchange for a review! I was immediately interested in the novel because of the author and the cover of the paperback that looks just like a cover of Rolling Stone. I grew up on a mix of 80s hair bands, metal, and grunge that turned me into the little weirdo that I am today. So, of course I would be instantly attracted to the story of Kris and Dürt Würk. Women in music have always been so inspiring to me, because they are stronger than any man in their situation. They have to face things that the opposite sex could never dream of. You can look at a woman in a band and know that she fought tooth and nail to rock, and Kris is no exception.

We start out the novel as the band has already fizzled out, and Kris is living in the aftermath. She’s working a dead end job and is content to live in her dead mother’s house, wasting away, until she sees a billboard for her former frontman, Terry, and finds out that his new band, Koffin, is coming back for one last hurrah. This lights a fire under her ass, and she sets about finding the other members of the band to unite them once and for all against the man who broke them apart. This endeavor turns sideways quicker than anticipated. Kris finds their bassist and discovers that he is coming apart at the seams. He tells her something happened the night that they signed the rights to the band away, and lays a conspiracy in front of Kris. She walks away to interrogate the other members of the band, only to fall deeper and deeper into what she thought was a made up mythology to their lost album, Troglodyte.

She shows her mettle and then some, escaping dire straights and keeping her faith in only herself and her music. The words that poured from her soul a lifetime ago points her way forward, and shows her how to make her way out of this complacency she has been lulled into. She realizes that her soul has been taken from her, but she isn’t the only one. Everyone around her is slowly being sucked dry by beings who are never satiated, and they are all slaves to the wheel of Black Iron Mountain. Some want fame, some want a new iPhone, and some just want out. It’s a narrative not too far from the truth of reality as so many of us pack up our hopes and dreams to be lead into the daily grind for a dollar and never come up for air again.

I like that this is a story of hope. Kris lost her soul, her dreams, her friends, and the life she wanted, but she managed to pull herself out of the depths and find a new path to tread. The story calls on you to believe in yourself and your own strength. It was creepy in its own way, but definitely not the devil worshiping horror story I was expecting from the curious title. It was also full of delightful musical references that any metal fan will love, and the original lyrics cooked up for Troglodyte’s track list are so vivid I could almost hear them in my head. At any rate, this was a fun, imaginative read. Grady has done it again!

4/5 stars